CPAC, it is the comedy festival of the year! New GOP leader Michael Steele offered a very honest yet very shitty new marketing strategy to America: "Tonight, we tell America: we know the past, we know we did wrong. My bad." No we can't! And then America's Idiot, Michele Bachmann, responded with a very humorous blackface minstrel performance in which she repeatedly yelled, "Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man." [TPM DC]