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Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising 'Killer Clown' John Wayne Gacy

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Ridiculous clown Michele Bachmann officially launched her 2012 presidential campaign today in Waterloo, Iowa -- where she paid tribute to another clownfrom this small Iowa town, psychopathic homosexual serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Why does Bachmann love the freakish monster known in American nightmares as the Killer Clown? Maybe because John Wayne Gacy loved dressing up as a circus clown and being around lots of kids, just like Bachmann! Really, this is what she said, except she apparently thinks the "John Wayne" from Waterloo, Iowa, is the iconic Western movie performer. Let's roll the video from Fox News, and laugh together.


If it's not funny enough that Michele Bachmann is running for president, and that she's a crazy person who cannot stop the different voices in her head, and that she's actually launching her campaign in a place called Waterloo, then we should all thank the Comedy Gods that she also told a teevee news reporter how much she loves "John Wayne," perhaps the most famous (infamous?) person to even call Waterloo home:

The actor later known as John Wayne was actually born in Winterset, Iowa. [Via Mike Riggs]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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