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Michele Bachmann Will Bribe the Homosexuals

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Representative Michele Bachmann is one of the hardest-working members of your Pulitzer Prize-winning Wonkette staff. She spends a lot of time making the country safer for all straight white Christian persons, but she still finds time to craft a weekly message just for her Wonkette fans. Today, she explains how the gays can be convinced to give up their sinful ass-plundering ways: with real estate! Also, it is possible that she was mildly intoxicated when she improvised this rant for you? Her cocktail of choice? A low-cal Christini, of course.


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Jason Kessler: SHUT UP DAD, I'M DOING NAZI STUFF!

In which the Unite The Right organizer's dad tells him to get out of his room.

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Jason Kessler is not having a good week. First, no one came to his special white people party in Washington, D.C. There were like, thirty people there, in total -- which is far fewer people than congregated this weekend in almost any place in America that is not a private residence.

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