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Michele Bachmann's Baby Farm

Crazy Crazy Crazy - WonketteSure, you knew Michele Bachmann was a crazy pope-hating Jesus Freak and Republican candidate for Minnesota's 6th district who's likely to win because all those people are crazy down there, but did you know she basically runs a baby farm?


A Wonkette operative says Bachmann has five kids of her own and raised an astonishing 23 foster kids. A nice person would say, "Oh, that's a nice thing." But our cold-hearted operative notes that Minnesota pays $30 a day, tax free, per foster kid.

"So if Bachmann has fostered 23 children, let's say for an average of five years, that would come out to a non-taxable $1,259,250," the Wonk-Op writes. "No wonder she's anti-abortion. Children are a cash crop for her."

Michele Bachmann's recipe for success: Christian piety and not-so-Christian opportunism [City Pages]

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And now for some very serious TUT TUTTING! It's time again for Republicans to make sad words about President Treason McTraitorpants selling out the country. This time they are seriously concerned, nay even deeply troubled, that Donald Trump would stand next to Vladimir Putin and pretend the Russians didn't hack the 2016 election. These patriotic Republicans are shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not, like, upset enough to do anything about it -- not with a fascist carpooler to jam into the Supreme Court. But they've got tweets, so it's all good!

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