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Mich. Assistant AG Has Awkward, Sexually Charged TeeVee Talk

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Andrew Shirvell is Michigan's assistant attorney general, a University of Michigan alum, and absolutely 100 percent heterosexual, according tohis Facebook page, which lists one of his interests as "Finding the Right Lady" and includes a picture of him touching a human female! While he's not busy assisting the real attorney general, he does normal, straight-guy stuff, like "building up the kingdom" and maintaining his obsessive blog about the University of Michigan's student body president, who is gay. Nothing weird about that, no sir!


OK, maybe it's a little weird? But whatever, it totally worked to achieve its true purpose, which was to get a coveted interview on Anderson Cooper's show. Do you like watching creepy, awkward dudes who may not be entirely comfortable with certain secret aspects of their lives squirm and roll their eyes a lot while a conversation with a handsome, silver-haired news anchor doesn't quite go as planned? Then this video is for you, friend! (Skip ahead to 2:50 or so for the actual interview.)

"It appears, though, that you're obsessed with this young gay man," says Anderson! The whole thing is pretty much as sexy and terrifying as you might guess, based on that one quote. It's like a John Irving novel encapsulated in a 10-minute YouTube video featuring a prematurely balding mid-level state government functionary. (Thanks to Wonkette hero operative "Nick" for the tip!) [YouTube/Facebook]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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