Middle-Aged Secessionist Lady From Texas Will Launch Bloody War For Her Freedom
The secessionist losers in Texas held a major rally (like 2 people) in front of the state Capitol this past weekend, but whither be leader Rick Perry and his 70 pretend-secessionist allies from the state legislature? Apparently they were all busy doing... let's see... anything else. But the Texas Observer was there to cover the madness and met some interesting "Real Americans," who at one point very patriotically shouted, "we hate the United States."
Our favorite is the second speaker -- a Paultard lady -- saying, "We are aware that stepping off into secession may in fact be a bloody war." Yes, there will be much blood when a few F-18s utterly obliterate your new country's infrastructure and murder most of its population before lunchtime.