Mike Huckabee Also Running For President, Wonkette To Drink Self To Death By June

Mike Huckabee, fitness guru, musician, rapist-pardoner, and right-wing Arkansan, wants to be your president. And he just might announce this weekend.

He's appearing on Meet the Press this Sunday for the first time since 2001, according to Hotline. Who the hell knew we've been getting such a break these last six years?

Huckabee Hearts This Weekend [Hotline]


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