Mike Huckabee Brings Campaign Of Miracles To Rhode Island

And then the blind could see, and the Muppets became real peopleJust as his lord and savior Jesus Christ was able to feed 5,000 people by multiplying a few loaves and fishes, so will Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee be able to take votes from the 5,000 permanent residents of the wee state of Rhode Island and turn them into a massive electoral bonanza. Today Huckabee campaigns in the Ocean State, which holds many strange and puzzling parallels to several biblical locations and stories.

First, Rhode Island has locations with names such as "Galilee," "Jerusalem," and "Providence." Prominent biblical characters such as fishermen and Catholics also populate the area. In other words, it's Huckabee in a landslide, as long as they don't figure out he's a Republican.

Huckabee visits Ocean State as he keeps longshot candidacy alive [AP]


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