Mike Huckabee Suggests Literally Shipping The U.N. To Saudi Arabia
Over the weekend, Mike Huckabee spoke at a "How to Take Back America" conference, an event notable for the fact that it apparently exists. Anyway, obviously in taking back America, Huckabee must start by identifying who took it in the first place, when there must have been something good on TV and no one was looking. No surprises there: it was the crafty Foreigns, who must have planned the taking of America in one of their many languages! Ha! Well, let's see them try to steal America again after America takes Huckabee up on his suggestion to somehow literally saw off the east side of Midtown Manhattan and let the U.N. float away across the Atlantic, to somewhere that wants it, like to Saudi Arabia, who want it so bad they MADE WAR WITH IT, on 9/11!
Huckabee goes: “It’s time to get a jackhammer and to simply chip off that part of New York City and let it float into the East River, never to be seen again!” And while we're at it, saw all Earth's diplomats into the Atlantic Ocean too. Let 'em go eat sand, in one of the Muslim sand-farming countries!
“It’s time to say enough of the American taxpayer’s dollar being spent on something that may have been a noble idea, but has become a disgrace!” said Huckabee. “It has become the international equivalent of ACORN and it’s time to say enough!”
Huckabee continued, suggesting that the U.N. be handed over to one of the nations that attacked America. “Let’s end the diplomatic excesses that these people enjoy,” he said. “Let any country that is willing to spend the money that the United States is hosting–let them have it. Give it to the Saudis and let these diplomats suck the sand out of the Saudi desert for a few summers and see if that’s where they’d like to go, and make their ridiculous speeches.”
It will be cumbersome to deliver ridiculous speeches with a mouth full of sand, is his point.