Kwame Kilpatrick Can Practice Yoga In Prison
Famous Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is already in prison, but now he's in trouble with thefedsfor basically embezzling a bunch of money to pay for yoga lessons and summer camp or whatever. [ TPM Muckraker ]
A terrorist journalist tried to go GOTCHA on BP, until a brave rent-a-cop stopped him because of his terrorism. [ Reason ]
The Ottomans, famous for their gay old practice of sticking sharp pokers up people's rear ends, are back baby! [ Weekly Standard ]
Uh oh, the "Democrat-Media Complex" has been suppressing this SHOCKING photo of an idiot holding a racist(?) sign. By posting this here at a librul blog site we basically undo his whole argument, but whatever. [ Breitbart ]