Military Gay Bomb Project Even Less Successful Than Controversial 'Soy Bomb'
As if further proof was needed that the military was taking most of its strategic cues from shitty '80s comedies and possibly Electric Six songs, Air Force records recently uncovered by Berkeley's Sunshine Project reveal the existence of a project dedicated to developing a weapon that will turn our enemies gay, and irresistible.
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
A modern-day Manhattan Project, if a slightly-smaller scale. The Chelsea Project, perhaps.
The military abanoned the project after initial tests revealed no change in subjects except the urge to get $400 haircuts.