Military Parades? We Did Nazi That Coming!
Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cuase a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY
More important details on how Donald Trump plans to Make America Great Again: not with a lot of sissy effete reading, that's for damn sure. But with something that will physically SHOW America, and the world, exactly how great it is, again:
Who doesn't love a good military parade, or a flyover of all the jets? We will have the best mechanized boners ever!
Don't you feel Great Again? We sure do! Nothing like a good ol' parade to get the patriotic fervor pounding!
Besides, since Trump is going to be cutting press access to his administration as much as possible, the best indication we may have of who's up and who's down inside TrumpWorld will be to pay careful attention to who's closest to him on the reviewing stand.