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Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cuase a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY


More important details on how Donald Trump plans to Make America Great Again: not with a lot of sissy effete reading, that's for damn sure. But with something that will physically SHOW America, and the world, exactly how great it is, again:

Who doesn't love a good military parade, or a flyover of all the jets? We will have the best mechanized boners ever!

Don't you feel Great Again? We sure do! Nothing like a good ol' parade to get the patriotic fervor pounding!

Besides, since Trump is going to be cutting press access to his administration as much as possible, the best indication we may have of who's up and who's down inside TrumpWorld will be to pay careful attention to who's closest to him on the reviewing stand.

Hey, you know WHO ELSE loved a good military parade?

[Washington Post]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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