Milk It
* Billy Clinton will tickle Mike Bloomberg's prostrate if it gets him to run. [ Passport ]
* Democrats love wasting campaign money almost as much as taxpayer money. [ MyDD ]
* Democratic staff asses now getting ass. [ The Hill ]
* Sam Brownback yearns to feel a life growing in his belly. [ Think Progress ]
* Monica Goodling is testifying next Wednesday, so get a courier to start standing in line for you now. [ The Gavel ]
* Iraq problem: solved. [ Dilbert Blog ]