* Billy Clinton will tickle Mike Bloomberg's prostrate if it gets him to run. [Passport]

* Democrats love wasting campaign money almost as much as taxpayer money. [MyDD]

* Democratic staff asses now getting ass. [The Hill]

* Sam Brownback yearns to feel a life growing in his belly. [Think Progress]

* Monica Goodling is testifying next Wednesday, so get a courier to start standing in line for you now. [The Gavel]

* Iraq problem: solved. [Dilbert Blog]