Millionaire Idiot Sarah Palin Blames BP Oil Spill On ... Environmentalists
Comedy time again, as long as you can laugh at an oil-drenched seabird who can't get back to its wetlands nesting site to feed its babies, stupid bird! Sarah Palin has a hilarious new Facebook message that will, probably, end up being BP's actual legal defense, which the Supreme Court will eventually rule in favor of, 5-4, in 2021: "Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country’s energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It’s catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it." Yeah she's kind of got a point there!
Would it be sad if a Polar Bear chewed off her arms? Yes, because she'd just peck out these twitters and facebooks with her face. Or make Willow do it, from a window, for Fox News:
Radical environmentalists: you are damaging the planet with your efforts to lock up safer drilling areas. There’s nothing clean and green about your misguided, nonsensical radicalism, and Americans are on to you as we question your true motives.
10-4, SarahPAC! Drill over here so we won't have to fight them over there! [Idiotbook]