Senator "Old Man" Byron Dorgan (D-ND), earlier today. Old people trying to figure out this Sean "Puffy" Combs character: funny. Old people stumbling over Diddy's name on the Senate floor: sublime.

"And even, uh, Puff Daddy -- I guess he actually changed his name to 'Puffy Diddy,' and then just 'Diddy,' I don't know what that's about -- but, uh..."

Oh, and something about sweatshops being bad. Or something. We'll pay attention when George Allen re-introduces the bill next week.

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