Minstrel Show
* We thought the debates were hard on us but it turns out they're destroying everybody but Hillary. [ Wizbang Politics ]
* Some Republican congressman we've never heard of is retiring, maybe to spend more time with his family, maybe to fuck little boys. Who knows. [ Election Central ]
* Without the Soviets to spy on, whatever is the world's only superpower to do? [ Capitol Hill Blue ]
* We'll do just about anything for a blowjob. [ Redstate ]
* Though a bunch of fat old shit-sacks have resigned this week, there are still plenty left. [ Blotter ]
* The White House may allow Patraeus to testify, and a bunch of fired U.S. attorney's might fly out of the Attorney General's ass. [ Think Progress ]
* Hezbollah releases an outrageously offensive video game intended for propaganda and recruiting purposes, something unfathomable here in the Freest Goddamn Nation on the Face of the Earth. [ Hot Air ]
* We've long felt that blackface has been a highly under-utilized marketing tactic. [ Fresh Intelligence ]