Misogynist Neck-Beard Ross Douthat Shares His Sexy Stories
Everybody was so excited when what's his name,Atlantic child wonder Ross Douthat, got Bill Kristol's spot in the New York Times. We're still kind of angry about the NYT taking away one of our easiest weekly comedy bits, so no hurrahs from your Wonkette. Also, this Ross Douthat does seem to be that most common of things, a conservative asshole! Let's take a look at his book, Privilege, and a very unsexy scene on page 184.
Courtesy of Brad DeLong, here's a very bad paragraph from the new leading light of Conservative Writing:
One successful foray ended on the guest bed of a high school friend's parents, with a girl who resembled a chunkier Reese Witherspoon drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks. It had taken some time to reach this point--"Do most Harvard guys take so long to get what they want?" she had asked, pushing her tongue into my mouth. I wasn't sure what to say, but then I wasn't sure this was what I wanted. My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to. I was supposed to be excited, but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business... and then whatever residual enthusiasm I felt for the venture dissipated, with shocking speed, as she nibbled at my ear and whispered--"You know, I'm on the pill..."
Let's see, misogynist passive-aggressive drunken jerk blaming his impotence on a woman having access to birth control? WE HAVE A WINNER.
Kristol, maybe we won't miss you so much after all.
Fear of Reese Witherspoon Look-Alikes on the Pill [Brad DeLong]