Miss Louisiana USA Is Sort Of Glad Bowe Bergdahl Is Home In Today's Happy Links!


Well, what happened today over at Happy Nice Times People? So many things! So very many things. Let's get right into it!

We recapped the Tonys with a sexy video.

Justin Bieber is not racist anymore, thanks to Jesus God in the Sky (read: bathtub).

Miss Louisiana USA is a genius, about Bowe Berghdahl.

Bill Watterson was a sneaky-pants and guest-drew Pearls Before Swine, can you believe it?!?!

George Will trolled rape victims, those liberal whiners.

We put up a stupid She-Ra and He-Man video because there was a gunman on the loose in our neighborhood.

We recapped your Game of Thrones programme.

Veep is so great.

We had sex to Portishead, in our minds.

Neil Patrick Harris was gorgeous and amazing at the Tony Awards.

Aaaand here's your sideboob! Nom nom nom!

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend,'s founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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