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Mitt Romney Has A Supporter In Nevada

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During my sad tour of the endless half-abandoned Vegas "single family home developments," I saw exactly ZERO political signs until this half-hearted falling-over Mitt Romney "lawn" sign. (It's kind of stuck in some half-dead ground-cover plant surrounded by gravel. Las Vegas is about 42% stucco and 56% gravel. The rest of the city consists of cigarette butts and dried-up condoms.)

But there were lots and lots of another kind of yard sign. FOR SALE signs, often with a scribbled FOR RENT at the bottom, are everywhere, sometimes skipping only a single house on an entire block.

As I listened to AM radio for political ads -- hey, Ron Paul is advertising for freedom! -- some local loser called in to one of those finance-investment talk shows that certain old people enjoy. He'd bought a Vegas tract house for $480,000 two years ago, at the height of the Vegas bubble, with his "partner, this woman." And now the partnership had dissolved. Neither one of them could afford the $3,000 payment on the two mortgages. In fact, they couldn't afford the payments together. What to do?

"Just foreclose," the host said, sadly. Asked if foreclosure would mess up the guy's credit, the host said, "Yeah, yeah, pretty bad."

With so many abandoned houses in this weird wasteland, home burglary is booming. In 2007, there were 17,724 burglaries in Las Vegas itself -- up from 11,136 in 2002. Similarly big burglary jumps have been reported in Henderson and North Las Vegas.

Want a brand-new four-bedroom stucco McMansion with a three-car garage and a pool, never even lived in by anyone? "$1095/mo, NO CREDIT CHECK." Well, that should improve the neighborhood.

BANK REPO and FORECLOSURE show up in the local real-estate classifieds more than "granite counters" and "stainless steel appliances." Assume back payments! Do it now! This is a great time to buy! You never lose in Real Estate! Location, location, location!

Abandoned Dbl Wide, Good Cond. $15,900.

Every psychopathic loser on Earth is drawn here, like maggots to garbage. Don't believe me? They've even got O.J. Simpson locked up in the city jail here. Again. Nobody even knows why. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson frequently appears in public at children's spectacles, like the Olde Horse Knights show at that Excalibur hotel.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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