2008
boston globe
drudge report
john mccain
michigan
michigan, michigan, feed the poor, feed the poor
mike huckabee
mitt romney
primaries
Mittens Leading Exit Polls, Probably Will Lose Now
According to Drudge, Mittens will SURGE to a win in Michigan if exit polls have any say. Mittens leads said unsourced exit polls 34% to McCain's 28% and Huckabee's 16%. That sounds about right. But we're not supposed to trust polls anymore, because of their various New Hampshire-contracted cancers. The Boston Globe, however, notes that independents only made up 25% of voters in this primary, compared with 35% in 2000. So less independents = more usual douchebags determining the outcome = a sparkling bubbly win for Mittens. But you must stay... or the boy dies? [Drudge Report, Boston Globe]