Let's just do the direct quote thing: "The system is broke. My best friends are minority. They think integration is foolish. It's a ploy. It's to get more money." Minnesota state senator Dan Hall, R-Burnsville. He says he graduated with a sixth-grade reading level, so god only knows how much worse it would be if he went to school with negroes! Whut?

And why is this red-faced white snausage delivering this sputtering idiocy about the black people who ruined everything for the white people? Because Minnesota's state senate is apparently doing away with school integration programs. The coloreds never wanted all this fuss, no how, anyway! Dey jes' happy bein' alife, wid freedom. [Minnesota Independent via MJ Tumblr]