Monica Goodling Brings Down the House
And what did we learn from Monica Goodling's testimony before Congress today?
* The Justice Department former White House Liason admitted that the Justice Department various bad things we all know they did.
* She then accidentally admitted that Alberto Gonzales lied in his testimony..
* Alberto Gonzales still has the support of George W. Bush and James Sensenbrenner.
* She was way cuter before.
* To be hired by the Justice Department, you need to prove your conservative bona fides. To ensure immunity from prosecution once you resign in disgrace, though, you need only demonstrate a willingness to blame everything on a different top former DoJ official.