John Solomon, the beloved human brought in a couple of years ago to serve as executive editor of theWashington Times, and possibly save it (?), has come to the following conclusion: fuck this shit, I'm out. He has resigned, effective last Friday. So in the past week, as the great great brilliant divine extraordinary Rev. Moon's children have been battling over the pieces of their inherited empire, the paper has lost its publisher, president, chairman, CFO, and executive editor. Liz Glover has accepted all of these positions. Turn the ol' fishwrapper around, Liz! [TPM]