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More Photos & Videos From Yesterday's Sacrilege Wall Street Bull Prayer

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Wonkette operative hero "Dan the Man" sent us apowerful/artistic photo yesterday of a bunch of Christian nuts praying over a false bronze idol, the Wall Street Bull (or Bowling Green Bull for you dandies out there), asking God to nationalize the economy under the state of heaven so that they could pay for their porn subscriptions and fried NASCAR-themed dildos for a few more months. Well, "Dan" has come through again and sent us a video and a few more hilarious photos, such as the one above featuring, whoa, is that the Regina of Phoenician-Based Symbols Created To Represent Sounds, Madam Peggy Noonan of the Wall Street Journalshire? Scandal!


They consoled each other after they realized that they were just as poor as they had been after praying to the bull as before. Do they know that this bull is an Artistic Joke that actually mocks the greed of those who come to worship it? That is not a question worth asking.

Well there's a blonde gal blowing into a fucking goat horn from the Hobbit movies. Our guess is Meghan McCain.

Ah, so she's not even with the crowd at all, just trying to annoy the few money-people still employed in their work towers. Definitely Meghan McCain, who despises employment in general.

Here's Meghan leading a paean to this "America" she supposedly wants God to nationalize. Run around the bull with those flags three times, kids, and the bull's eyes will glow emerald green; it will snarl, utter a gutteral, ancient demon roar, "RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR," and fucking kill all of you with nose-fire. Do not anger this sleeping monster.

This happened in Ghostbusters, or maybe Ghostbusters II. Kids today never study history.

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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