Morgan Freeman Spotted Narrating a Documentary, or Something

This week, Michael Chertoff, Dan Rather, Morgan Freeman, and James Carville were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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* Saw Skeletor (Michael Chertoff) himself (with two secret service agents and some very Republican-looking companions in tow) at Aimee Mann's Christmas show at the Birchmere last night. Tragically, once he sat down, I didn't have a view of his face -- just the back of his gleaming head -- so I can't tell you how he reacted to Morgan Murphy's "Motherfucking Hanukkah Fairy" rap, or whether he piped up for the "pimps only" round of Ben Lee's call-and-response song.

* Spotted Dan Rather waiting in line and then eating his very own potbelly sandwich this afternoon (12-18) at the 11th & F location. He has a hearing aide, dressed very nicely though.

* I just saw Morgan Freeman walking out of the JW Marriott on Pennsylvania about an hour or two ago.

*I just walked past James Carville on 7th St. in Chinatown. His head really is something from another world - and adds a white-guy cred to that which we already knew. He must be in cahoots with Al on that one; raising awareness and whatsnots. I'm not sure from whence he came, but it must have been one hell of a holiday party for him to produce that much heat.


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