Despite worshiping a different Jeebus, Masshole Mitt Romney is running as the "social conservative," so his campaign will obviously need to focus on John WALNUTS! McCain's drunken life of constant divorce and fathering black children in South Carolina or whatever.

What we didn't expect is Romney's campaign spreading the rumor that McCain is all for abortion. According to a GOP insider, Mitt's "point man on conservative outreach" is telling people that McCain's a pro-choicer. That is poison to the religious right, obviously. UPDATE: But Romney himself is actually in favor of giving abortions to everybody.

Only 12 months to go before the first primary!

Romney aide lying about McCain's abortion position? [GOP Progress]