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The separated migrant families — so far 105 have been found (Politico) out of the 600 that were still missing when that Rat Bastard left office — will be given the option of reuniting here instead of their home countries, with some goddamn benefits. (NBC News)

Biden's support for unionizing Amazon is a big fucking deal, not to be coy about it, NEW REPUBLIC.

When Crossfit kicks you out of their cult, you are QAnon bigot Marjorie Taylor Greene. (Buzzfeed News)

Maureen Dowd is some bullshits again, what, that cannot be. — Eric Boehlert at PressRun

I am not overly sussed about "privacy," since I exist as an American in the year 2021, but this is LOL-LOTS to give up about everyone you know in order to ... I'm not sure what you do when you get to a "room," it I think has to do with Chrissy Teigen? (Inc)

Here's a list of all your nightmare fuel things in America and/or the world that can and may go wrong! — Axios

Nicolas Sarkozy, go to la geole. (AP)

Carla Bruni break!

Superstar rapper TI and your wife Tiny, go to jail too probably if you did all the rapes and druggings and WHAT my goodness! — Deadline

Lieutenant Governor of New York. (Wikipedia)

If you missed it like I did in early February, a sort of a ramble through the Mixed Up Files Of Mr. (Rightwing Grifter? Rightwing Plant? Messed Up And Also Rightwing Kid Who Just Realized Actually He's Black?) Activist John. (New Yorker)

Believe it or not, there are like at least nine Republicans who think maybe they should at least think about saying they definitely will have a plan someday about "does the weather seem, I don't know, sort of acting up a bit lately?" — Grist

I am having Dry March because I have been drinking too many! But if I weren't, I would have all the green ones here. (Liquor)

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