Mrs. Cheney Interviews Dick Cheney's New Heart
Dick Cheney is still alive? Yes, and his wife interviewed him. She asked the obvious questions ("So, how does it feel to steal another orphan's heart, so that you can live for an extra three weeks?"):
The former vice president appeared frail and noticeably thinner during a weekend Q&A at the Bakersfield Business Conference in California, ABC News reported.
Cheney, 69, took questions from his wife, Lynne.
"She's been my nurse, my negotiator with the medical community, and in return for all of that great help she's given me, today I've agreed to let her interview me," he said.
Ha ha, even Sean Hannity is too "tough" for Dick Cheney.