Multimillionaire Investor Mitt Romney To Jobless Poor: 'I'm Also Unemployed'
Human oddity Mitt Romney is one of the richest people in the world, with a fortune worth hundreds of millions of dollars. He is a businessman and investor and was born into a great deal of wealth that he has transformed into even more wealth, because the poor stay poor and the rich get rich. But he's also running for president, which requires occasional encounters with carefully selected, docile members of the American working/starving class. So when Mittens sat down with a few unemployed folk today for a photo op, he didn't offer any of his hundreds of millions of dollars to them. Instead, bizarrely, he said, "I'm also unemployed."
TAMPA, Fla. — Mitt Romney sat at the head of the table at a coffee shop here on Thursday, listening to a group of unemployed Floridians explain the challenges of looking for work. When they finished, he weighed in with a predicament of his own.
“I should tell my story,” Mr. Romney said. “I’m also unemployed.”
He chuckled. The eight people gathered around him, who had just finished talking about strategies of finding employment in a slow-to-recover economy, joined him in laughter.
Really now. They "joined him in laughter"? We've seen this kind of laughter before, and it is most certainly not of the "laughing with" variety. It's the "can you believe the nerve of this motherfucking cracker" variety.
Why does Mittens even bother? Because he's a space alien who desperately wants to be accepted by the Earthlings, even though he has no idea what that might entail. [NYT]