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Nation: 'I'm With the Scary Old Man'

fredsite.jpgAs Walnuts McCain was declaring victory in the glorious never-ending war on the other candidates, the old dude from the TV was announcing that he'd recently opened a new website, called "I'm With Fred," where "Fred" fans can give him money and try to tell your friends and family to give him money.


This "new phase in the process" is proof that Fred isn't going to do things "the same old way," as most other political campaign websites are inexplicably designed around candidates handing out hundreds of dollars to random internet nerds.

Drawing on his lengthy acting career, Thompson given his website a name that sounds like a shitty mid-season replacement sitcom. Starring the kid from The Wonder Years.

I'm With Fred

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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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