National Enquirer, Ann Coulter Know John Edwards Had Affair
The National Enquirer published one of those fun exclusives they do yesterday called "PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL!" The "President" in question is John Edwards, that studly Adonis who likely has dozens of staffers offering fresh trim by the bushel.
The Enquirer spoke to a source close to the alleged Jane Doe mistress. The gadabout says that the affair between Edwards and [woman], who was then working for Edwards' campaign, started 18 months ago. "When they met at a bar," the source says, "sparks flew immediately." No one can make up a story like that.
Ann Coulter has been licking her Satan-chops over this one and took a few seconds to mention the scandal on Tucker Carlson's MSNBC thing yesterday (video here). But, um, Ann? Why would Edwards have a lady-affair when he's a "faggot"?