June 14, 2007 01:10 PM
Nazi Scumbag Finally Dies
Evil Nazi war criminal Kurt Waldheim is finally dead at 88. The Nazi not only survived the "Jewish war" but thrived for another sixty years as a diplomat and politician, eventually becoming the head of the United Nations and president of Austria.
Experts say having Waldheim lead the UN is about as absurd as Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize. But as both of these things actually happened, linguists suggested the word "absurd" be replaced with "pretty much par for the course." The CIA, of course, knew all about his Nazi past long before he became secretary general of the UN in 1971.
Waldheim was 88 and choked to death on the devil's cock.