So let's say you work for CBS This Morning, or whatever the hell their also-ran morning teevee show is called. Oh, just go along with it. So you work for CBS AM, and you are tasked with finding the bumper music for a teaser about upcoming coverage of Mandela's funeral. What song do you use?

You totally use the so-white-it-is-translucent Toto's Africa, because you are a goddamn genius. So many songs to choose from, and you pick that one.



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