Kathleen Sebelius is asking all card-carrying commies to send an e-greeting to our Dear Leader Barack Obama, in support of his Red Menace public option. Chuck Grassley correctly identified this atrocity as Maoist propaganda wrapped in bacon. And it smells delicious. [Hot Air]

The data is clear: Americans would prefer to be anal-probed by UFOs, and not Michael Steele. [Matt Yglesias]

What has happened to our America? Hm? Black people sit on their bums, and collect their Social Security. Honest businessmen aren't allowed to give to charity, it's illegal! And our youth -- teenagers fuck on the first date. And, God help us, that's just the way it is. [Townhall]

Net Neutrality is the depth charge that will explode Freedom, which in this metaphor is represented by a U-Boat or something. [RedState]

The RNC no longer pleases Michelle Malkin, sexually. [Michelle Malkin]