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* White House souvenirs excommunicated from the monetary system on Bush's order. [ The Swamp ]
* Anyone can be president in America, except Jesus-hating queers. [ Freakonomics ]
* And, uh, Jesus-loving queer-haters. [ Fresh Intelligence ]
* U.S. Embassy in Baghdad totally built with slave labor. [ IraqSlogger ]
* Bookies think Thompson takes the nomination. [ On Call ]
* Arizona Republicans face crisis of whether to endorse shooting or hanging of Mexicans. [ Hot Air ]
* Or forcing them to invade and destroy Mexico to prove their loyalty. [ IMAO ]