NewsOctober 20, 2009 03:44 PM
New Congressman From Mississippi Is Just Completely Uninteresting And Terrible
Do yourself a "favor" and scan throughthis interview with freshman Rep. Gregg Harper, Republican of Mississippi, on the POLITICO CLICK WEBSITE. Question: "What in the world does the Congressional Sportsmen’s Caucus do?" Answer: "We hunt liberal, tree-hugging Democrats, although it does seem like a waste of good ammunition." Haw haw fags.
Who is your favorite Mississippi literary great: Eudora Welty or William Faulkner?
Neither. I’ll take my law school classmate John Grisham any day.
What’s your guilty pleasure?
Eating dark chocolate Hershey’s Kisses every day.
This person will be in Congress for 30 years and not once pass a meaningful piece of legislation.
(We just didn't like how he ignored Welty and Faulkner, that's all.)