New Hampshire Shocker: Too Many Voters, Not Enough Ballots!
Nobody can believe how many voters are actually trying to vote, despite today's primary being possibly the most insanely hyped primary election in the entire human history of elections, going back to Ancient Greece or wherever. According to stunned sources, the same New Hampshire authorities who made this nice wheelchair-pizza logo apparently forgot to print up enough ballots for the, uh, voters. There is a siren on Drudge, people! [ABC News]