As we said yesterday, O'Reilly's Caribbean Cruise wasn't cancelled because millions of Americans don't love O'Reilly. It was cancelled because O'Reilly's fans aren't rich Hollywood weirdos who can drop $1500 on a week-long fall vacation. Now that there's a more affordable chance to get wet with America's top defender of traditional-values party bus action, we're sure tickets will go fast.
Slack sales sink good ship O'Reilly [NYDN]
World's Only Hot Tub Party Bus [Clubtransit.com]
S.S. O'Reilly Sinks Before Leaving Port [I Hate Bill O'Reilly]
