New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush

You say these go *in* the nose?  - WonketteWith 31% approval ratings, George W. Bush isn't loved by any political group, especially the real conservatives. So who are those Bush loyalists who stand up for their boy year after disastrous year? Crazy people, that's who.

Researchers followed psychotics through the voting process in 2004 and found a "correlation between the severity of a person's psychosis and their preferences for president. The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush," according to Bush's hometown newspaper.

But the Bush crazies aren't just crazy -- they're also stupid. "Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry." We hope the researchers will now find a medical explanation for Democrats pretending to like Kerry in '04.

Bush Nuts: Are George W. Bush lovers certifiable? [New Haven Advocate]


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