New Study Says Politicians Should Be Old and Craggy

rovebaby.jpgBad news for John Edwards. And explanation, perhaps, for why Karl Rove has never run for public office, from the journal Science:

Scientists have found that voters frequently pick the candidates with more mature looks, exuding competence, over those who have certain features -- round face, big eyes, small nose, high forehead, small chin -- in other words, a babyface.

Reverse-engineering, this would mean a square face, beady eyes, big nose, low forehead, and big chin is the ideal politician. America, meet your next president, Mr. Jay Leno.

Babyface Politicians Don't Appeal [AP]


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