New York Times Attacked By 9/11s!
The Muslims are trying to kill the very communistNew York Times! An internal e-mail says that the newspaper received an envelope filled with a "white granular substance," just like in the good old days when all of the terrorists were trying to kill Tom Daschle, ha. Well, s'pose we gotta invade some Muslim country now, how about Syria? Those guys are kinda fuckers; freedom might as well be on the march there. To Syria. [Radar]