Gah what the hell, what is this? Oh, it's pornography from The Weather Channel. Goodbye, Wall Street! So will The Hamptons be destroyed after this, somehow, or concurrently? "

Almost biblical proportions," ha. But even The Weather Channel and The Hitler Channel could not come up with "East Coast Double Penetration Earthquake followed by hundred-year insane hurricane just before the 10th anniversary of 9/11." Good thing the stock market collapse already happened (twice?). Be careful, everyone!