January 17, 2007 10:57 AM
'Newsweek' Basically Guaranteeing Obama's Early Death
Barack Hussein Obama has a lot in common with a certain other Senator who wanted to be President, according to Newsweek:
* Both relatively inexperienced.
* Both young.
* Both "ethnic."
* Both wrote best-selling books.
* Both attractive to ladies, possibly gays.
* Both Ivy Leaguers
* Both give good speech.
That other Senator, of course, was John F. Kennedy and now he's DEAD. Also, Barack Obama has a secretary named Kennedy and JKF had one named "Borat Hussein Osama."
Obama is expected to announce his candidacy in Springfield, Illinois, the home of Abraham Lincoln, because they tore down the LA Ambassador Hotel.
Obama and the Camelot Comparison [Newsweek]