Check the diaper -- the ones without the dicks are girls.

Oh, and what do the international readers get this week instead of a handy primer for new parents unaware of the whole boys/girls thing? Usual bunch of international news and culture and such, plus a cover story about how nice it is to be rich and take monthlong vacations -- you know, the stuff of no interest to your average American mystified by anatomy, because his own dick has been hidden by the flaps of his stomach for 15 years.

The Mystery of Gender [Newsweek]

Earlier:

TIME Joins Newsweek In Mocking America's Idiocy

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