Newt Gingrich Makes Up for Being Late on Manhattan Mosque Thing by Being Extra Wrong and Hateful


Cute. But that thing should not be allowed to eat fish, because Newt disagrees with eating fish.For weeks now, conservatives have been getting riled up over the proposed construction of a planned Muslim community center somewhat near the World Trade Center site. That is not an acceptable religion, you see, for America. Newt Gingrich finally rolled off his Japanese pillowcase-girlfriend and decided to wade into this with some really good, fresh ideas. "There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia." Charming!

The time for double standards that allow Islamists to behave aggressively toward us while they demand our weakness and submission is over.

Okay, you has-been fucker, let's explain a few things to you. First off, your "Islamists," people who believe in Islam as a political system, are not the people who want to have a place to practice their religion near where they live in New York. The ones that do are called "Muslims." Muslims are not demanding for your "weakness and submission," you old fuck. They are calling for a chance to have religious freedom, which is something we provide every American, not out of weakness and submission. And if you want to complain about that, complain to your precious founding fathers. You are weak and submit to fear. That is not America's weakness and submission.

The proposed "Cordoba House" overlooking the World Trade Center site – where a group of jihadists killed over 3000 Americans and destroyed one of our most famous landmarks - is a test of the timidity, passivity and historic ignorance of American elites. For example, most of them don’t understand that “Cordoba House” is a deliberately insulting term. It refers to Cordoba, Spain – the capital of Muslim conquerors who symbolized their victory over the Christian Spaniards by transforming a church there into the world’s third-largest mosque complex.

Today, some of the Mosque’s backers insist this term is being used to "symbolize interfaith cooperation" when, in fact, every Islamist in the world recognizes Cordoba as a symbol of Islamic conquest. It is a sign of their contempt for Americans and their confidence in our historic ignorance that they would deliberately insult us this way.

Insulting to whom? Do you see thousand-year-old zombies speaking out against being invaded by the Moors? You have the same train of thought as some of those jihadists if you are still fighting the Crusades in your head, Newt. I'M GONNA GO BUY ME A SWORD AND TAKE MY TRUSTY HORSE "PEANUT" TO THE ISLAMISTIC WORLD AND KILL ME SOME MUSLIM KNIGHTS! But consider for a second that this was the first context in which Christianity and Islam really mixed. Yes, it happened because of war, but this was over a thousand fucking years ago. This is how ideas were transmitted across cultures. (Fuck, why are we trying to explain history to Newt Gingrich?)

Those Islamists and their apologists who argue for "religious toleration" are arrogantly dishonest. They ignore the fact that more than 100 mosques already exist in New York City. Meanwhile, there are no churches or synagogues in all of Saudi Arabia.

Hey, fucker, has it ever occurred to you that those 100 mosques serve American citizens? If Americans of any other religion decided they wanted a new place of worship to be built, would you tell them they couldn't because they already have some? It is not fucking arrogant for American citizens to ask for the freedom of religion. It is arrogant to think you can be president just because you were a dickish House Speaker who was forced to resign a long time ago.

If the people behind the Cordoba House were serious about religious toleration, they would be imploring the Saudis, as fellow Muslims, to immediately open up Mecca to all and immediately announce their intention to allow non-Muslim houses of worship in the Kingdom. They should be asked by the news media if they would be willing to lead such a campaign.

Yes, and if you are serious about religious toleration, Newt, you should be demanding that a mosque and Buddhist temple and synagogue be built in Vatican City. And you should implore the Baptist church down the road from you to put out prayer mats so that Muslims can pray in it. And you should ask people who worship dicks being put in Newt Gingrich's mouth to put their dicks in your mouth.

Now go have an affair and die. [Newt]


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