Newt Gingrich's Third Wife Might Make A Great Ambassador To The Vatican! Your Open Thread!
Callista Gingrich and His Holiness Pope Babar IV
In keeping with his amazing talent for finding the best people for the job, Donald Trump is apparently considering Callista Gingrich for the post of Ambassador to the Vatican, because after all, she's Catholic, isn't she? Honestly, Pope Frank would probably be OK with it, seeing as how he's a pretty live-and-let-live guy, though he might gently remind Ms. Gingrich that there are more important things than shopping for diamonds.
So why Callista Gingrich? Why not Callista Gingrich? As we say, she's Catholic. Plus, she's got a welded-on hairdo, which can't help but remind the Pontiff of the president of the USA. Is this really going to happen?
Mr. Gingrich, reached by telephone, said that he was aware that his wife had been on a list for the job, but declined to say where things stood. [...]
Mr. Trump has known the Gingriches socially for years. They’re members of his golf club in Virginia, and have been at his club, Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Fla. Mr. Gingrich was one of the people whom Mr. Trump consulted in 2015 when he had already determined he would run for president.
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