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Nice Lady To Take Caroline Kennedy's Hillary Clinton Seat!

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The Albany Times Union is pretty sure that Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand of New York will get David Paterson's Senate appointment tomorrow after several painful months of catastrophe, ruin and embarrassment involving most of the Democratic party's major dynasties. We are looking forward to never posting about this bullshit ever again, thank you. Sooo... Gillibrand, eh? Let's see what we've got in the ol' Wonkette Archives for "Gillibrand, Kirsten"....


AHA, she's the one who unseated the drunkest Congressman ever in 2006! And then last year she popped out a lil' baby!

Oh she seems like a nice lady. Too bad for her that this report will be declared false within hours, when Caroline Kennedy leads a military coup. [Times Union]

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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Whatcha doin' down there at Mar-a-Lago, Mister Normal President Of America?

OK ... huh?

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