Happy Nicetimes Good Morning, Wonkers! The Blue Team had another good night of special elections. We held legislative seats in Massachusetts and Rhode Island, where Democrat Sandra Cano beat Clinton's 2016 margin by 15%!

But the bigger deal was in Wisconsin, where Democratic-backed judge Rebecca Dallet flipped a seat on the state's Supreme Court, beating Republican- and NRA-backed judge Michael Screnock by 12%! (When we are king, there will be no more judicial elections, which are BAD. But until then, we need to win them!) Note to Democrats: You want to beat a Republican like a rented mule? RUN AS AN ACTUAL LIBERAL!

Here are some more cool pictures from data dude G. Elliot Morris at The Economist. You should follow that guy!

And here are some tweets from Scott Walker, the Republican governor of Wisconsin.

Bold words from a wholly owned subsidiary of the Koch brothers! But if you wanted to run on optimism, you shouldn't have hitched your wagon to the NRA. They need people shitting their pants in fear of MS-13 Sharia Black Panther thug illegals -- it's the only way to sell more guns!

Also, why is that dipshit trying to make #BlueWave trend? He's tweeted it at least seven times in the past 24 hours -- INTERNET, how does it work?

Why exactly are Wisconsin Democrats not mounting a serious challenge to this idiot? He's up in November, and clearly Wisconsinites are in a mood to pull the lever for Democrats. Can y'all sit down over a bowl of cheese curds, pick one of the eleventy Democrats running and just get behind him or her already?

And no wonder Governor Badger Dick didn't want to hold special elections for the two vacant seats in the state lege -- with double digit swings this fall, he could lose control even if the Supreme Court doesn't order them to un-fuck their electoral districts.

Okay, the next big race to watch is the April 24 special congressional election in Arizona-08, vacated when Trent Franks was forced to resign for obeying the word of the Lord and trying to be fruitful and multiply with his staffers. Trump took the district by 21%, but this is a weird year, so who even knows what could happen! Go Hiral Tipirneni!

Take it from Scott Walker, though. THE BLUE WAVE IS COMING! We're gonna make it through this!

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Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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