Nine GOP Senators Agree To Be Nuked By Russia
The eighth and ninth Republican traitor-senators have been revealed! Lamar Alexander and Bob Corker now say they'll back the START nuclear treaty with the Soviet Union, and which requires the United States of America to have a few less nuclear death missiles, which will make it super easy for the Rooskies to drop the A-bomb and cause Communism. Stalin must be laughing it up today!
Republican defense secretary Robert Gates, who was appointed by George W. Bush and still runs things as if Bush/Cheney were still running things (which we guess they still are?), begged some more Republicans to please join him in supporting the treaty so that the "Great Bear" can parachute the Red Army onto our public school playgrounds and rape our white children with Lenin-Marx. [Washington Post]