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Nixon's Gravesite Votes To Support Arizona's Anti-Mexican Law

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Eating tacos, Mao-style!California's Orange County has long been known and despised for its Bircher-Wingnut-Libertarian politics and angry upper-middle-class white people, but it was also the birthplace of the dirt-poor anxious weirdo Richard Nixon, who was so obsessed with the wealthy and the confident that he dedicated his whole dirty life to worming his way up to the Presidency of the United States, so he could wage constant illegal war on everyone everywhere, from Cambodian peasants to rich American college kids to, of course, the Jews. And now, the dusty little farm patch where Richard Nixon was pooped out by Quakers is an ugly stucco O.C. suburb run by typical anger-bear Birchers who also hate Mexicans, and that's why Yorba Linda just voted to support Arizona's brave stand against the awful, awful brown people who have ruined our values with their communism.


The LA Times reports:

The Yorba Linda City Council approved a resolution this week supporting Arizona’s illegal-immigration law, making it what is believed to be the first city in California to approve a measure supporting the legislation.

The resolution approved Tuesday on a 3-0 vote also calls on the federal government to secure the national borders, said Mayor John Anderson, who sponsored it.

The council meeting was attended by several dozen people, many of whom spoke on the issue.

And then they all got back in their sedans and drove home to their awful stucco mausoleums, where each lonesome old white person took off their slacks and carefully folded them atop the dresser and then feebly masturbated to a John Wayne VHS tape until falling asleep on the floor. [LA Times via "Basart"]

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